Saturday, July 17, 2010

Job e-mail

I just got this in my new inbox:

Welcome to Xxxxx Mr. Xxxxx. I am sure your stay with us will be productive and exciting.

I remind you that we have a strict anti-harassment policy. You already have one instance in your file. I must of course protect the accuser's identity, but the complaint is "Walks around with no pants". Please be concious of how you dress, for while we have a fairly loose dress code, it does include "must wear pants".

Have a great day,

Xxxxx Xxxxx

The man is keeping me down.