I just got this in my new inbox:
Welcome to Xxxxx Mr. Xxxxx. I am sure your stay with us will be productive and exciting.
I remind you that we have a strict anti-harassment policy. You already have one instance in your file. I must of course protect the accuser's identity, but the complaint is "Walks around with no pants". Please be concious of how you dress, for while we have a fairly loose dress code, it does include "must wear pants".
Have a great day,
The man is keeping me down.